Never trust a toad

You should never trust a toad
No matter what they say
You should sit and twiddle your thumbs
Until they go away


My personal opinion
Is to never trust trombones
Just spit at them and yell at them
Till they leave you alone

Now that we're on the subject...

While we're on the subject
I won't tell you what to do...
But maybe you should consider
Not trusting ankles, too


Just look how they sit there
Right above your feet
I know they're up to something
I'm on to their deceit


Lastly, I will tell you
You should never trust your eyes
Because the guy telling you what to trust
Might be a toad that's in disguise