 
    You should never trust a toad
      No matter what they say
      You should sit and twiddle your thumbs
      Until they go away
My personal opinion
      Is to never trust trombones
      Just spit at them and yell at them
      Till they leave you alone
While we're on the subject
      I won't tell you what to do...
      But maybe you should consider
      Not trusting ankles, too
Just look how they sit there
      Right above your feet
      I know they're up to something
      I'm on to their deceit
Lastly, I will tell you
      You should never trust your eyes
      Because the guy telling you what to trust
      Might be a toad that's in disguise
