cooking with plastic spatulas

I don't care for plastic spatulas.
I'll break a yolk for you, you'll pretend it is fine,
You aren't good at pretending.
It is okay cause I can pass the blame
And melt a spatula.

I didn't understand why you wanted all the mess.
Running all over your plate; it is kind of disgusting.
But I gave you what you wanted.
No not the yolk, the spatula.
I melted it for you.